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Sunday, 8 December 2013

Man Suddenly Grows Boobs...Villagers Call It Pay Back For Stealing

For a Zimbabwean man from Mhondoro its pay back time...or so villagers say.
The man, identified as Acry Chinhivi Shayamano, is suspected to have stolen cattle after which he suddenly grew boobs.
Villagers believe the 40-year-old man from Nherera in Mhondoro has been fixed by the cattle owner. The victim Acry has however denied ever stealing cattle, maintaining that his boobs were not that bad.
“Who told you that I have grown boobs. Mine are not that bad. I never stole anyone’s cattle,” he said.
He said his grandmother lost two cows in February and that was the time he noticed his boobs started growing. He added that people just made a connection, which was not the case.
But he did admit that he was a thief but has never stolen cattle.
“I steal but not cattle. I stole some DVDs and I was arrested and ordered to pay a fine,” he said.
Acry said his boobs were not painful but were still growing. He said the boobs could be a side effect of the Antiretroviral drug, ARVs, he was taking. He has been taking them for the past three years.
But some villagers are convinced that Acry is paying for his crime.
Hamilton Magaisa (50) said: “We all know that Acry grew boobs because of his thieving. People who steal are punished in so many ways. I have no sympathy for him.”

Africa ehn, nothing we no go hear... Man with female boobs.Lol!

Own Goal Ends Enyeama’s Clean Sheet Record

Nigerian goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama’s run of not conceding a goal ended after 1,062 minutes on Sunday with an own goal by Lille team-mate Simon Kjaer in the Ligue 1 clash with Bordeaux.
The Danish defender deflected a harmless looking shot by Bordeaux’ Landry N’Guemo which tantalisingly hit the post before entering the net in the 28th minute of the match.
It was the first time Enyeama  had to pick the ball out of his net since September 15 in the 2-0 defeat by Nice.
 Enyeama, who captained Nigeria to the Africa Cup of Nations title in February this year, had been closing in on the overall Ligue 1 record of 1176 minutes held by Gaetan Huard for Bordeaux during the 1992-93 campaign.
“I cannot hide my relief because I was worried the record would go,” Huard told French sports channel Bein Sport.
Enyeama can content himself with being the second on the all-time list, having taken second spot during last Tuesday’s Ligue 1 game with Marseille.

So sorry my brother Enyeama, you couldn't break Huard record... It's well bro.

Babangida Aliyu Bans Motorcycles In Mina

Governor Babangida Aliyu of Niger state, central Nigeria on Sunday ordered the enforcement of the traffic law banning the operations of commercial motorcyclists in Minna from Jan. 2, 2014.
According to Mr Danladi Ndayebo, the Chief Press Secretary to the Governor, adequate arrangements have been made to cushion the effect of the ban.
Ndayebo said the Ministry of Transportation has received 1,000 tricycles in addition to eight units of 18-seater buses.
He stated that another 12 units of 100 capacity Bus Rapid Transport (BRT) buses were already operating in the state to ease transportation problems.
Ndayebo said the traffic law has come to stay and would be strictly enforced beginning from the first week of next year.
He dismissed fears that motorcycle operators would be out of jobs as a consequence of the ban as the tricycles would be distributed to them through the Amalgamated Commercial Motorcycle Riders Association of Nigeria (ACOMORAN).

Ronaldo’s Frustration Is Living In The Same Era As Messi- Ronaldinho

Neymar will have to wait for Lionel Messi, his Barcelona teammate, to bow out before he is able to shine as the best footballer in the world, says former ‘Azulgrana’ player Ronaldinho Gaúcho.
Neymar has all the qualities to be the best in the world, but “getting there will depend on how long Messi stays at the level he is”, Ronaldinho commented in an interview with Brazilian cable network, SporTV.
Ronaldinho Gaúcho believes that Messi’s reign also overshadows Real Madrid’s goal machine Cristiano Ronaldo. “That must be Ronaldo’s greatest frustration: to have lived in the same era as Messi” he said.
In his opinion, in the absence of Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo would be the best in the world. “They were born in the same era. It was a matter of chance. Were it not for that, Ronaldo would have been the best in the world in recent years”, he said.
According to Ronaldinho, who was also considered the best in the world during his time with Barcelona, “talent and place” are important factors in Neymar’s journey to take over from Messi at the top.
“The team is good, the place is good, the championship is good”, he said.
“We’ll have to wait and see how Messi treats Neymar”, said Ronaldinho, for whom things could be made difficult if “there is some vanity, with a player not wanting to make room for someone new coming in”.

See Drogba’s “Thank You Madiba” Inner Shirt

Respect is reciprocal... Still in the mood of mourning. RIP Mandela.

Photo Of The Day

Jeez... What a life.

Actor Afeez Owo Marriage To Mide Crashes Over Infidelity

According to a new report by moviemoments, Late Funmi Martins Daughter  Mide’s marriage to popular Nollywood actor and producer, Afeez Owo has allegedly  hit the rocks.
Sources in the know reveal that the couple’s marriage which was contracted after the death of Mide’s mum several years back packed up on an alleged infidelity accusation by Afeez.
The couple have been having issues with their marriage several months back but the crack became evident after the couple started living separately with the kids of the union living with Mide.

Insiders allege that Afeez accused Mide of infidelity and separated from the actress despite pleas from 
friends and family.
Mide and Afeez are both theatre arts practitioners in Nollywood-Mide joined the industry shortly after her mum’s death and married Afeez Abiodun a while after.
 Investigations showed further that the duo have moved on with Afeez publicly showing off his new love interest and Mide yet to publicly identify with a love interest.
Efforts to speak to both Mide and Afeez met a brick wall as the thespians refused picking their calls and text messages sent to them were not  replied.
Source: Moviemoments